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All kinds of things to do with Sports...baseball,
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Did You Know?
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA,
NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Stars Game.
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A Little Bit of
Basketball Humor...
Four-year-old Derek loves to play basketball with his father. One day Derek's mother was helping him to learn his numbers with a children's book. She pointed to eight, and he said, "eight." She pointed to nine, and he said "nine." She pointed to 10 and he said "one to nothing."
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A Little
Bit of Basketball Humor...
At 6'-2" my
niece is constantly on the receiving end of the usual comments about
tall people. One day a woman at least a foot shorter than her
asked, "Do you play basketball?"
My niece looked down at her, paused for a
moment, and then replied, "No, do you play miniature golf?"
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A Little Bit of
Basketball Humor...
"Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer."
-- Rita Rudner
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Bicycle riders and automobile drivers follow the same rules and have the same rights, so bike riders should always ride in the same direction as cars.
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The bicycle was patented by
W.K. Clarkson, Jr.
of New York City on June 26, 1819.
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Your Local Bike Site
With local Trails, Clubs, Bike Shops, Local Message & Buddy Boards, Weather and more. We also offer one of the largest Links Pages, Calendars of Bicycle Events, Classified Ads, Stories/News and Message Boards for Road Bikes, Mountain Bikes, BMX, and Triathlete. |
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Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson
hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to
come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
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Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan
training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golata: "He's a guy who gets up
at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
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United States Cricket Federation
The US Cricket Federation is a body dedicated to the improvement of the quality of the game played in the USA and well as promotion of the sport.
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The United States Equestrian Team Online
The nonprofit organization responsible for selecting, training, funding and equipping equestrian athletes that officially represent the United States in Olympic, Pan American and other international competitions in dressage, three-day eventing and show jumping.
www.uset.com
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Platinum Promotions
Vintage Hockey Cards
Buy, Sell, Trade, Mail Order
31 Lake Drive, Bedford, Nova Scotia, Canada B4A 1J1
Len Pottie
(902) 835-1048
Fax: (902) 835-1347
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Did You
Know?
- Bubble Gum Bubble: Susan Montgomery blew a
23-inch bubble in New York City in 1994.
- Hula-Hoop: How do you hula hoop with 82
different hoops at once? Ask Lori Lynn Lomeli -- she did it in
1999.
- Jump Rope: Ashrita Furman from New York City
skipped rope 130,000 times in 24 hours.
- Leapfrog: 14 students from Stanford
University leapfrogged 996 miles in May of 1991.
- Yo-Yo: Eddie McDonald once completed 35
different yo-yo tricks in a single minute.
Source: Cracker
Barrel Old Country Store 2001 Summer In America
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Marbles:
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Mibster: A marble player.
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Knuckle Down: Resting knuckles on
ground when shooting.
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Dubs: Hitting two or more ducks out of
the ring.
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Ducks, Miggs or Mibs: Marbles placed in
the ring to be shot at.
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Taw, Tolley or Shooter: Marble shot
from the hand of the player in the game.
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Paintball is a team sport, played in wooded areas with natural
obstacles as well as indoor arenas with futuristic urban surroundings. It's an adventure game where two teams attempt to accomplish an
objective using Co2-powered Paintball markers. To win, they have to use communication, strategy and must be able to make decisions quickly
under fire. Paintball is for ages 10 to 110.
To find a place a play, and for lots of paintball
information, check out: www.paintball.com
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Here's a link to a great site:
http://skateboarding.com
with a directory of Skateboarding Parks & Facilities throughout the
US
http://skateboarding.com/skateparks
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Compliments of When Words Collide ~ Pun Comics ~
http://puns.mindbluff.com/puncom50.htm
One of our favorite Web sites! Be sure to
check out MindBluff.com
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A Little Bit of Skydiving Humor...
If at first you don't
succeed -- so much for sky diving."
-- Henny Youngman
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From Peter Marshall's List of Favorite Answers from
"Hollywood Squares":
If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?
Charley Weaver: "Three days of steady drinking should do it."
Funny Ad
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Links to Soccer Sites:
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Soccer Coaching Essentials
www.scasoccerschool.com
The premier site for coaches and players and soccer parents.
Over 500 pages supported with over 300 diagrams,
from beginning to advanced levels.
Complete and comprehensive Soccer Coaching resource.
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Did You
Know?
There are over 1,000,000 swimming pools in Florida
alone. Pretty amazing when you consider no spot in Florida is
more than 80 miles from the ocean.
Source: Cracker
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If swimming is good for your shape,
then why do the whales look the way they do?
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Thoughts...
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when
you're swimming and when you're angry.
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Our story begins at the Olympics,
specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or
the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American
wrestler's trainer comes to him and says, "Now don't forget all the
research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this
"pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in
this hold! If he does, you're finished!"
The wrestler nods in agreement.
Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circle
each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the
Russian lunges forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded
pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment goes up from the crowd, and the
trainer buries his face in his hands for he knows all is lost. He can't watch
the ending.
Suddenly there's a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the
trainer raises his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the
air. The Russian's back hits the mat with a thud, and the American weakly
collapses on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.
The trainer is astounded! When he finally gets the
American wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold?
No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answers, "Well, I was ready to give up when
he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this
pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose,
so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies
just as hard as I could.
"You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your
own balls!"
Compliments of AlphaArs
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W. W. F.
World Wresting Federation
Official Web Site
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Binosock
A patented binocular carrying system designed for the adventurer who wants to comfortably carry and have instant access to clean, dry binoculars while hiking, snowshoeing, skiing, riding horses, mountain bikes or
ATV's.
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Bobcat Outdoor Supply
Online Superstore for your outdoor needs. All Terrain Boards,
AUtomotive, Bicycles, Camping, Clocks, Electronics, Fishing, Gift Items, Golf,
Housewares, Hunting, Instruments, Jewelry, Knives, Luggage & Bags, Office, Optics, Outdoor Apparel, Tools, Toys, Watches and more.
www.bobcatoutdoorsupply.com
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Dick's
Sporting Goods
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4 Specialty Gifts
Unique and affordable gifts, jewelry, and collectibles. We specialize in sports gifts -
cheerleading, golf, soccer, and tennis. www.4specialtygifts.com
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GearDirect
For your
Skiing, Snowboarding, Biking, Outdoor, Skateboard
Equipment Needs.
Call Toll Free 1-888-411-4327 for Expert Friendly Advice & Help!
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National Council of Youth Sports
The NCYS is a non-profit organization representing the youth sports industry to advance the values of participation; and educate and develop leaders.
Web site: www.ncys.org
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Official Site Of The International Coaches Association
The One Stop Site For All Coaches Worldwide
Offering Everything From Apparel To Advice
Including A Coaching Forum.
Offers Membership In The International Coaches Association
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A Little Bit of Humor...
Q. What
has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A. A pool table.
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If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
-- George Carlin
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If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
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Inspiration
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Thoughts...
Flexible people don't get bent out of shape.
How come no one ever says "It's only a game," when THEIR team is
winning?
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