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Drive carefully.
It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.


Did You Know? Facts About Driving, Cars & Riding

  • Bicycle riders and automobile drivers follow the same rules and have the same rights, so bike riders should always ride in the same direction as cars.

  • People tend to fall asleep more on high-speed, long, boring, rural highways. New York police estimate that 30% of all fatal crashes along the New York Thruway occurred because the driver fell asleep at the wheel. (Source:  National Sleep Foundation Web Site - Facts About Drowsy Driving:  http://www.sleepfoundation.org/activities/daaafacts.html)

  • The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) says, about 66 percent of all traffic fatalities annually are caused by aggressive driving behaviors, such as passing on the right, running red lights and tailgating.  (Source:  State Farm Insurance Web site - page on Aggressive Driving Facts:  http://www.statefarm.com/consumer/crash3.htm)

  • Tornadoes can toss cars and large trucks around like toys. Never try to outrun a tornado. If you see a funnel cloud or hear a tornado WARNING issued on the radio or by siren, get out of your vehicle and seek a safe structure or lie down in a low area with your hands covering the back of your head and neck; keep alert for flash floods.  (Source:  State Farm Insurance Web site's section on Natural Disasters - Tornado Safety:  http://www.statefarm.com/consumer/vhouse/articles/tornado.htm)

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Where are the 10 most dangerous intersections in the United States?

See the State Farm Insurance Web Page:
www.statefarm.com/di/danlist00.htm

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Driving Humor & Jokes

If all the cars in the United States were placed end-to-end,
it would probably be Memorial Day Weekend.

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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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Confucious says:  Man who drives like hell bound to get there.

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How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

  • One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago

  • One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York

  • One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

  • One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California. With gun in lap: Riverside

  • Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

  • Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

  • One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

  • One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male

  • One hand constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rattail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female

  • Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna, cousin/spouse in passenger seat: Arkansas

  • Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.

Submitted by ARareJewelnLA

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Seen on a T-shirt on the back of a motorcyclist:
If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off!

Submitted by DkSdBubba

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    This blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So, she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
    The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a mini-van.
    "But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
    Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home, because we didn't have that as a prize!"
    The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" So, she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads "WIN A BAGEL."

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Bumper Sticker:
Horn broken. Watch for finger.

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Did You Know?

  • Truckers surveyed by Overdrive Magazine have rated
    Pennsylvania roads the most improved in the nation
    especially Interstate 80.
  • The U.S. has approx. 3,880,151 miles of graded road.

Submitted by Cicec

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Driving Poems & Stories

Brief Encounter
Written by M. R. L.
From "A Potpourri of All Things"
by Mildred R. Lenhart ©2000

We didn't have a worry
As the traffic passed us by.
We were in no hurry;
When someone caught our eye.
A tiny lad, no more than four,
In a car beside our own,
Blew a kiss and then once more
Rode on, to us unknown.
His young sweet face was glowing
When he sent the kiss our way.
He had no way of knowing,
But he had made our day.

M.R.L.

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Links to Other Web Sites

NETS - Network of Employees For Traffic Safety
With Quizzes & Activities
www.trafficsafety.org

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Orlando Auto Accident
Our website is a resource site that gives browsers information
regarding subjects from automobile safety to personal privacy.
www.forthepeople.com/auto_accident.htm

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Weather - Road Conditions
US Highways Route Conditions Map
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We spend a lot of time on the road...
and have come up with some fun things to do to "while away the hours".
We'd like to share them with you.  Printable to take with you on your trip!
Click here...Travel Fun - Things To Do In The Car...from ButlerWebs.

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If you think seat belts wrinkle blouses, you should see what being thrown through a windshield does to them.


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